From Goblin to Goblin God - Chapter 381

Chapter 381: Entering the Kingdom, the Elf Queen’s Evil Plan!

TL: Sungmin

Lin Tian immediately furrowed his brows, eyeing the carriage with a hint of wariness.

Unicorns were an exceptionally unique species in this world.

Clearly, they were magical beasts, yet humans referred to them as sacred spirits.

According to legend, wherever unicorns appeared, peace would last for centuries.

Lin Tian didn’t buy into such superstitions.

Just as he was puzzling over this, a breathtakingly beautiful face peeked out from the carriage.

“Your Majesty Goblin, on behalf of the Elf Queen, I sincerely invite you to visit the Elf Kingdom as our guest.”

Hearing this, Lin Tian’s doubts instantly vanished.

The one speaking was none other than Lita.

The woman who was willing to dedicate herself to the Elf Kingdom.

“In that case, I won’t stand on ceremony.”

Lin Tian slowly floated toward the carriage in mid-air, withdrawing his Ganggu Armor as he did so.

Otherwise, the unicorn wouldn’t have been able to bear its immense weight.

Without hesitation, he entered the carriage and was instantly greeted by an intoxicatingly pleasant fragrance.

It was a scent unique to elves.

Just a whiff of it was enough to extend one’s lifespan and refresh both body and mind.

Suddenly—

A cool, soft sensation brushed against Lin Tian.

He turned to see Lita pressing close to him without the slightest reservation, carefully adjusting his collar.

Even though Lin Tian still retained the appearance of a low-level Goblin, his attire radiated wealth and dominance.

At least, he wasn’t completely bare.

Feeling Lita’s warm breath so close, Lin Tian couldn’t shake off a sense of suspicion. Logically speaking, elves were known to be the most chaste and self-respecting beings. There was no way they would act this servile.

“Princess Lita, what’s gotten into you today?” Lin Tian couldn’t help but ask, clearly uncomfortable.

He had three rules when it came to taking advantage of a situation:

No ugly ones.

No underaged ones.

And absolutely no ambiguous ones.

Without knowing the other party’s true intentions, he couldn’t bring himself to indulge.

Lita’s eyes shimmered with a seductive charm.

“What do you mean? Your Majesty Goblin, I only want to make you happy~”

Since she had already put it that way, Lin Tian stopped overthinking.

But one thing was certain—this trip to the Elf Kingdom was bound to drain a lot of his energy.

As the carriage’s gears creaked under excessive strain, they unknowingly entered a Primordial Forest.

Fresh, invigorating air surged into Lin Tian’s lungs, as if his entire respiratory system was being cleansed.

Seated at the front of the carriage like a sage, Lin Tian nearly found himself intoxicated by the pure oxygen, his breath still slightly rapid from the previous battle.

He sighed, “No wonder elves are called the purest of all creatures. They actually live in such a natural paradise.”

“Oh, not at all. We’re just like Your Majesty Goblin—mere magical beasts.” Inside the carriage, Lita spoke with an air of ease, her sweet smile brimming with joy.

Lin Tian shook his head. “No, that’s just an excuse humans use to justify their own greed. If you ask me, humans are more like magical beasts than you are.”

Lita fell into stunned silence.

She couldn’t believe such words had come from the mouth of a goblin!

For some reason, she felt that all her efforts had been completely worth it.

Ever since she and the Elf Queen had returned from their last meeting with Lin Tian, they had been preparing to invite him to visit.

The ultimate goal of the plan was simple—use seduction to earn Lin Tian’s trust.

That way, the Elf Kingdom could secure protection and ensure a prosperous future.

Though the plan had faced strong opposition at first, they had all reached the same conclusion:

If the Elf Kingdom were to fall, it would either be enslaved by the various races and even the gods themselves—

Or they could allow Lin Tian to be their sole master.

No matter how powerful Lin Tian was, no matter how strong his abilities, he couldn’t possibly have relations with the entire kingdom of over a million elves.

In the end, a vast majority would still be spared.

With this in mind, the plan passed with unanimous approval from both the Queen and the council.

“To make the entire Elf Kingdom Lin Tian’s private garden.”

At that moment—

Lita had already adjusted herself and stepped to the front of the carriage. Gazing toward the distant Holy Mountain, she said,

“There it is, Your Majesty Goblin. We’re about to land.”

With that, she tugged the reins, guiding the unicorn downward.

As they descended, a breathtaking sight unfolded—a town built among rolling hills and colossal trees, both unique and magnificent.

Upon arrival at the entrance—

Lita, moving like a devoted handmaiden, swiftly dismounted, bowed deeply, and extended her delicate hand to assist Lin Tian down.

“Come on, don’t be so formal. I’ve said it before—we’re allies.”

Lin Tian might have been more pretentious in the past, trying to win favor.

But now, he genuinely felt uncomfortable.

After all, he was someone from the modern world. This kind of royal treatment felt unnatural.

Lita’s enchanting face, however, remained completely serious.

“This is how it should be.”

“Is that so? Heh…” Lin Tian chuckled awkwardly, saying no more.

But the moment he turned toward the entrance, he was utterly stunned!

A lineup of endless long legs—

Genuinely long and fair, so dazzling it made his head spin!

At just the right spot, the roots of those legs were modestly concealed by side-slit skirts made of green silk, exuding a tantalizing mystery.

Green gemstone-adorned high heels further accentuated their snowy-white feet.

“Welcome to the Elf Kingdom, Great Your Majesty Goblin~” the elves spoke in unison, showering him with flower petals.

Lin Tian was dumbfounded.

He had never received such grand treatment before—this was beyond indulgent!

Elves truly understood what men liked.

Lita grinned, “Shall we, Your Majesty Goblin?”

As he entered the gateway, fragrant floral wreaths were draped over Lin Tian’s shoulders.

It truly felt as if he were the most honored guest.

Lin Tian couldn’t help but develop a subconscious fondness for the Elf Kingdom.

There was no helping it.

Even if he knew they were only after his power—so what? How could he possibly refuse?

Upon stepping into the Elf Kingdom, he was struck dumb once more.

On the bustling streets, countless exquisitely beautiful faces, brimming with excitement and joy, all turned toward him with radiant smiles.

They shouted without restraint, voicing their welcome with unreserved enthusiasm.

The air was thick with the intoxicating scent of elves.

This fragrance was like a delicate blend of feminine pheromones mixed with the scent of various flowers.

It was refreshing without being overwhelming, yet impossible to ignore.

And once captivated, one would fall for it incredibly quickly.

After only a few steps—

A regal figure in an elaborate ceremonial gown, her head adorned with dazzling gemstones, appeared at the end of the street.

The Elf Queen had come to greet Lin Tian.

However, there was still a hint of pallor to her face, a lingering frailty.

Even so, she forced a bright smile.

“Dearest and great Your Majesty Goblin, thank you for honoring my invitation. I have already prepared a grand banquet—please, this way.” the Elf Queen bowed gracefully as she spoke.

Her voice was exquisitely gentle, carrying a soothing charm that made it impossible to refuse.

Lin Tian simply acknowledged with a hum.

He followed her, walking toward the palace amidst the enthusiastic welcome of countless elves.

At that moment, a petite and delicate elven maiden squeezed through the crowd and threw herself at Lin Tian.

Tears welled up in her bright eyes as she pleaded, “Lord Goblin, please take me with you! I want to follow you!”

“Whose child is this?”

Lin Tian was dumbfounded. But her face—so adorably sweet—was enough to melt anyone’s heart.

The other elves on the street remained unmoved.

The young elven maiden blinked her tear-filled eyes and continued, “Take me with you! I want to serve you, tend to your daily needs… and even, even do more than that!”

With so many people watching—

Even if Lin Tian wanted to accept, it would have been embarrassing.

He quickly rejected her.

“You should go home. Following me is too dangerous, little one.”

He firmly pried her hands off his leg and continued forward.

But after taking just two steps—

A stunning elf in a pristine wedding gown, adorned with elegant makeup, suddenly ran toward him.

“Your Majesty Goblin, I want to marry you! Please, take me as your wife!”

Her voice was filled with unwavering determination.

She even launched into a passionate speech, “Grandmother always told me—the bravest thing one can do is to boldly confess to the person they love. Your Majesty Goblin, I love you!”

“Marry him! Marry him! Marry him!”

The surrounding elves cheered in unison.

Though… something felt slightly off.

The Elf Queen cleared her throat.

“Ahem.”

This was a woman proposing, not a man.

The elves quickly corrected themselves, “Take her! Take her! Take her!”

Lin Tian’s head was full of question marks.

Was he really this popular?

More importantly, every single elf here was breathtakingly beautiful—how was he supposed to refuse?

Still, there was no way he would let himself be tied down all at once.

“Miss, you are beautiful. Your sincerity is even more beautiful. But I cannot accept.”

Lin Tian rejected her with a composed expression and continued walking.

If he took a wife now, he would be a married man.

And when the rest of the Elf Kingdom’s elves felt sad, who would comfort them?

Who would take responsibility?

Not to mention, such a move would create barriers between him and the other elves.

It was absolutely impossible.

The wedding-gowned elf fell to her knees in sorrow, devastated as she continued to plead.

Anyone watching would have felt pity.

“No! My love, I cannot live without you!

Please don’t leave, my lord! What will I do without you?!

Uuuhhh!”

But unfortunately for her—

Lin Tian didn’t turn back.

Although he was slightly moved.

Just as the atmosphere was turning sentimental—

A massive wave crashed into him, nearly knocking him out.

Steadying himself, he looked up to see a gorgeous elf, her eyes filled with hearts, gazing at him with unrestrained passion.

“Your Majesty Goblin, I want to bear your children!”

She reached out to push him down, utterly impatient.

Completely acting like an obsessive fangirl.

At this moment, Lita discreetly approached the Elf Queen and whispered,

“Your Majesty, isn’t this a bit over the top? What if Your Majesty Goblin finds it terrifying?”

But the Elf Queen did not think so.

“That shouldn’t be the case. The real climax is still coming.”

At this moment—

Lin Tian effortlessly freed himself and pinned the elf with the massive waves beneath him instead.

“Miss, please have some self-respect.”

Pinned beneath him, unable to move, the big-waved elf gazed up at him with dazed admiration, truly feeling something stir in her heart.

She sighed in fascination, “Oh~ Such strength… Your Majesty Goblin, press me harder… don’t hold back~”

Lin Tian glanced around.

One by one, the beautiful elves were watching him.

For the sake of his image—

For the sake of ensuring every elf in the Elf Kingdom remained devoted to him—

He had to endure. He could have simply used brute force to claim them all, but Lin Tian had long grown tired of that method.

He had used it plenty of times before.

Now, even a goblin longed for love~

“Miss, I am not the kind of person you think I am.”

Lin Tian swiftly stood up and walked away without looking back.

At that moment—

Every elf participating in this elaborate act was utterly stunned.

They stared at him in disbelief.

And then, they whispered among themselves.

“What’s going on? Why does this goblin give me such a gentlemanly vibe? He’s so upright!”

“My god… is he really this manly?”

“Who said goblins were vile, lustful, and violent creatures? I object!”

“I… I think I might be falling for him. I’ve never seen a male creature resist temptation like this before!”

What were once purely cooperative, performance-driven expressions of admiration—Had started shifting toward genuine awe.

Lin Tian continued walking, unfazed, as petals rained down upon him.

It was a grand and extravagant welcome.

Surrounded by countless elves.

Lin Tian had only two words in his heart—

Absolutely amazing.

Compared to Veilynn’s Eden, this place was the true paradise for men!

Suddenly—

“Level One Alert! Level One Alert!! Level One Alert!!!”

“Dark Elves are invading! Everyone, prepare for battle!”

Someone on the street screamed.

The surrounding elves instinctively panicked and scattered.

Lin Tian’s gaze locked forward, his steps halting.

A group of ten or so Dark Elves appeared ahead, blocking the path.

They wore black gauze dresses, yet their skin was fair and flawless, their figures slender and stunning.

The Elf Queen immediately rebuked them, “Dark Elves, do you realize this is His Goblin Majesty? Do you intend to cause trouble?”

Upon hearing this—

The Dark Elf leader let out a theatrical, cackling laugh.

“You don’t understand! This is for the future of the Elf Kingdom!”

“You—!”

The Elf Queen was momentarily speechless.

Lin Tian’s aura erupted.

A surge of overwhelming demonic energy spread, shrouding the sky in a suffocating pressure!

After all—

He already possessed the power of a Great Demon God.

Seeing this—

The ten Dark Elves trembled violently, drenched in cold sweat, looking toward the Elf Queen as if pleading for help.

The Elf Queen hastily gave them a subtle signal.

“Go… Goblin, please don’t be rash. We mean you no harm. We only want to ask for your help.”

The Dark Elf leader, voice quivering, was on the verge of tears.

Lin Tian coldly questioned, “Help?”

The Dark Elf quickly explained, “Our kingdom… we need to expand our members. We heard that by… ‘doing it’ with a goblin, we can give birth within a month… and the child matures in another month.

So… would you be willing?”

As soon as she finished speaking—

The ten scantily clad Dark Elves began swaying their long, pale legs, moving in a seductive dance.

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Big waves -> 大波 means massive boobs.